Are you ready for the silliest oneshot you’ve ever played? Are you ready to become a MAN? (spongebob style) If your answer is yes, then come and join this table. Where we will go on a journey to become a man! 

So you and you silly goofy goober friends are employees of Mr. Crabs. A money hungry crabby patty selling crab, who has had a lot of success lately. So much success that he is able to open “the Crabby Patty 2”. And you want to be the manager of it, you have worked so hard for it. But when you ask Mr. Crabs if you can be the new manager, he laughs at you and explains you that you are not mature enough. “it is called a MANager, not a CHILDager” 

And while you are very sad at the opening ceremony, suddenly king Neptune come storming in accusing Mr. Crabs of stealing it’s crown and wants to kill him. You and you silly goofy goober friends are able to negotiate with king Neptune to spare Mr. Crabs’ life by retrieving the crown of Neptune from Shell City. First he laughs at you; “you kids are never able to retrieve my crown from the dangerous Shell City.” But his daughter Mindy believes in you and persuades her father to give you a chance. You have six days, good luck. 

This is a very silly oneshot that is heavily based on roleplaying, Don’t take anything serious. :D

• You don’t have to play a boy to become a MAN, girls can become a MAN too
• In this oneshots all attacks are non-lethal and if you come across a monster or bad guy you have to figure out how to make them go away (for example, make them so embarrassed them leave)
• You are allowed to change spells a bit so they fit better with the story (for example, fireball becomes bubblebal and gives bubble damage)
• The spell suggestion is not allowed 
• Unearth arcana is allowed 
• You are allowed to homebrew species 
• 2024 or 2014? Yes.
• For HP use average 
• You can use point buy, standard array or you can roll for your ability scores 
• But please remember, you are childish af. So build you character with that in mind. 
• If you still have questions you can dm me on discord at ‘Knuffelrocker’

Closed campaign for call of Cthulhu, session 31, Intrested in joining or do you have quesions?

feel free to message me on our discord: 

 https://discord.com/channels/697040809102409810/761584427473043457

Across the world, whispers of ancient powers rise from crowded cities to forgotten ruins. A trail of secrets winds across continents, drawing you into a mystery where every clue reveals greater dangers. What begins as investigation will become a journey into the heart of darkness itself. Where the fate of more than just your lives hang in the balance.

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This is a campaign set in 1925, where players answer the call of their good friend Jackson Elias, a true crime writer who specializes in uncovering cults. This globetrotting campaign starts in New York and is set to go all over the world (In game, exclusively).

If you are interested in joining this campaign, shoot me a message here or on Discord (@ligning)

Are you in love with Disney movies and have you always wanted to be a Disney princess? Now is your chance!

The village of Ravenbrook is dying. The once gentle Wilds have turned against it. Roots choke paths, beasts attack travelers, and the river glows sickly green beneath a blood moon. Elder Thalen, the esteemd leader of the village, has send word to the Main Castle in which they plead for help. They fear for their protector, Pocahontas. She used to keep the village safe from all the creatures that roamed the Wilds and protected the woods and rivers. Elder Thalen writes that your friend hasn't been seen for weeks, and now the forest itself has grown wild and hostile. The villagers are afraid of what may have taken their protector. Because now who will keep them safe?

It is up to you, as valiant princesses, to protect your people and find your friend. You must brave the Wild forest and save the village of Ravenbrook, so your lands may prosper again. 

What you can expect:
Roleplay - 8/10
Exploration - 4/10
Combat - 6/10
Puzzel solving - 3/10

This time you create your own Disney princess, so you can make her any way you like it. Try to keep it close to the characters vibes in her own specific movie, but you have creative freedom.

Rules for character creation are as follows:

• This is an adventure for level 4 characters.
• You must play a disney princess! (Sadly you cannot play as Tiana or Pocahontas for story reasons)
• When making your own princess please use Standard Array or Point Buy, and Average HP.
• All published 5e rulebooks for character creation are allowed, including 2014 content, and 2024 content Tasha's lineages and optional class features.
• Unearthed arcana is not allowed.
• If you use 2014 content you can add an extra feat to your character, to even the difference.
• If you have previously played one of my princess oneshots, you can level up and bring the princess you played before!
• Please let me know who you will be playing, so custom magic items can be provided.

If you have any questions or concerns ahead of time, please let me know through here or on discord and we will work something out. [_skyeisthelimit]

My tables are always beginner friendly and my main goal is for everyone to enjoy their time as a disney princess!

oops, slightly late table creation.