The story continues.

"Civilisation is receding, it's making place for the primal, for superstition and for the elements."
Kaylessa whispers rapidly. Her eyes shift between yours and at the front door of her inn.
"We're reverting, something is happening and-"

The ceramics on the rack behind Kaylessa start clinking and the redwood you're leaning on shakes.
You reflexively grab your drink before it topples over, then the tremor passes.

"This never used to happen." She mutters to herself.
"The Haunted Keeps are inhabited." Kaylessa resumes her story quickly.
"Nobody dares say it, but that's where this is coming from.
That abducted Mirabar delegation, the Dessarin river flooding..."

A sudden gust grabs at your clothes and the front door slams open. In steps a silver knight wearing strapped pilot goggles.
Kaylessa makes no sound anymore, but her lips twist to form one clear word: "HELP".

The cities are still unaware, but their influence has been subsumed by new sinister rural cults.
Those will soon dictate the fate of the large Dessarin Valley.
... Unless, one band of adventurers has something to say about it.

Are you ready for the silliest oneshot you’ve ever played? Are you ready to become a MAN? (spongebob style) If your answer is yes, then come and join this table. Where we will go on a journey to become a man! 

So you and you silly goofy goober friends are employees of Mr. Crabs. A money hungry crabby patty selling crab, who has had a lot of success lately. So much success that he is able to open “the Crabby Patty 2”. And you want to be the manager of it, you have worked so hard for it. But when you ask Mr. Crabs if you can be the new manager, he laughs at you and explains you that you are not mature enough. “it is called a MANager, not a CHILDager” 

And while you are very sad at the opening ceremony, suddenly king Neptune come storming in accusing Mr. Crabs of stealing it’s crown and wants to kill him. You and you silly goofy goober friends are able to negotiate with king Neptune to spare Mr. Crabs’ life by retrieving the crown of Neptune from Shell City. First he laughs at you; “you kids are never able to retrieve my crown from the dangerous Shell City.” But his daughter Mindy believes in you and persuades her father to give you a chance. You have six days, good luck. 

This is a very silly oneshot that is heavily based on roleplaying, Don’t take anything serious. :D

• You don’t have to play a boy to become a MAN, girls can become a MAN too
• In this oneshots all attacks are non-lethal and if you come across a monster or bad guy you have to figure out how to make them go away (for example, make them so embarrassed them leave)
• You are allowed to change spells a bit so they fit better with the story (for example, fireball becomes bubblebal and gives bubble damage)
• The spell suggestion is not allowed
• Unearth arcana is allowed
• You are allowed to homebrew species
• 2024 or 2014? Yes.
• For HP use average
• You can use point buy, standard array or you can roll for your ability scores
• But please remember, you are childish af. So build you character with that in mind.
• If you still have questions you can dm me on discord at ‘Knuffelrocker’